the obligatory "about" page:::

You are probably reading this because you are wondering who's the bastard that has yourname.com. My name is Clint and I am 26 years old. I reside in Orange County, California. My occupation pretty much amounts to Web design, Network Administration, PC Repair, Webhosting, and other ultra-geeky things which bore 98% of all people to tears. I have nothing to do with horses or techno.

Dislikes: Micro$oft, guys who hold doors open for other guys, people who talk too much, speech impediments, when people say "Me and Joe" instead of "Joe and I", Mondays, spam, traffic, Indie-Rock Hair-Do's, hypocrisy, Blockbuster Video, big egos, Internet Explorer, low self-esteem, people who think they know everything but don't know jack shit, when people confuse back slash with forward slash, MTV, Mandarin dialects, most drummers and cops, Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay, wine coolers, long and boring speeches.

Likes: Linux, SPAM, double-standards, girls, guitar, free TV, Home Depot, Rock n' Roll, Heavy Metal, electricity, Uranium, Howard in the morning, diet soda, Scottish accents, meat, bandwidth, Mozilla, sarcasm, big words, mp3's, and of course beer.





It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen